The CEO says to his executives
"I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage
is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if
anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those
alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person
anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the
CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash.
Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer)
in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left
and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare.
He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You
are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are
brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I
can do for you.
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says,
"You can tell me who the hell pushed
me in the pool!"
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