Well Sulio's boss thinks
for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I
bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck!
Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but
Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes
we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's
house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio
goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!" and they
hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss can't believe it.
But then he thinks "Well that could happen, it's just one person,"
so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick somebody else!"
This time Sulio's boss has someone in mind! "The
president, Bill Clinton! You don't know Bill Clinton!" but
Sulio says "Oh yes I do! Bill and I were on debate team together
in college!" Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!"
and Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Washington
and they catch up with the President at a press conference. They
work their way through the crowd until Sulio get's close enough
to catch Clinton's eye and waves "Bill!" and the President
waves "Sulio!" and after the press conference they hug
and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio's boss is stunned-- he can't
believe it. But then he thinks "Well that's just two people
in one country-- that doesn't mean he knows everyone in the whole
world!" so he tells Sulio and Sulio says "OK, pick someone
out of the world spectrum and I know them!"
And Sulio's boss knows just who to pick so he says
"The Pope! You do not know the Pope!" and Sulio says "The
Pope! The Pope BAPTIZED me!" and Sulio's boss says "No
he didn't!" and Sulio says "Yes he did!" so they
fly to Rome where the Pope is giving Mass in front of hundreds of
thousands of people. They work their way through the crowd-- without
much luck-- so Sulio says "Boss, we're never gonna get there
together through all these people so I tell you what--I'll work
my way up there and when I do, I'll give you a sign that shows you
I know the Pope!" and he leaves. Well Sulio's boss waits and
waits and waits and just when he's about to give up, he sees the
Pope come out onto the balcony and right there beside him is Sulio!
Shortly afterwards, Sulio's boss passes out.
Sulio comes back and finds his boss passed out and he fans him and
says "Boss! Boss! Wake up!" and when his boss comes to,
he asks "Boss what happened?" Sulio's boss looks at Sulio
and says "OK, I can see Tom Selleck. I can see Bill Clinton...
hell, I can even take the Pope! But when somebody standing next
to me asks 'Who's that up there with Sulio?' that's a little more
than I can take!
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