The sign reads, "If
you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally
gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in
his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and
a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can
have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative
on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
(Thanks
Barbie)
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